There you go, folks. Our brilliant Obama-messiah has done it again. Yes, now he’s solved the problem with soaring gas and oil prices by telling us we don’t need to drill for more oil. Nosiree. All we need to do is inflate the tires on our cars for better mileage. I wish I’d have thought of that. The man is a royal genius. They should give him the Nobel Prize. Oh, wait. Scratch that. They already did. (This would be unbearably funny, if it weren’t so sad.)
Obama Solves Gas/Oil Crisis: “Inflate Your Tires”!